For years we stared into the gaping lower maw of Khloe Kardashian in yoga pants, her massive lips flapping like Mothra into impossible flight. Then Khloe got wise and with a paid consumer tie-in, solved her vag lines problem... READ MORE

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The Kardashians could tell us that their vacation to Thailand was an important bonding trip for the family to get out of the spotlight for a while, or that it was a chance to take their TV show to... READ MORE

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There are many ways to define the word hero. But if you’re my wingman when I hit on Kendall Jenner and you can maneuver her San Francisco Bay Bombers half-sister ten paces stage right, you are the fucking wind... READ MORE

If you looked at 1,000 photographs of models walking in or out of fashion week events or simply sitting in the front row at a runway show, you’d be able to tell who the pros are, because they’re the... READ MORE

Because she’s a world famous model that comes from a family that has redefined the fashion industry for years with its amazing Sears clothing line, Kendall Jenner was one of the biggest names at London Fashion Week over the... READ MORE

That day you fretted as a mom whether your daughter should drop out of school at fifteen to pursue her dream of being a blankly inhuman painted face exhibited before a bunch of cackling fashion hens, that was the... READ MORE

When the uncannily creative producers at E! invented the real life situation of Kendall and Kylie Jenner getting racy tattoos, even Kris Jenner knew her girls couldn’t get inked permanently. Not for E! money. When those girls get branded... READ MORE

Whenever I read about the record number of people in schools and colleges, and the record number of people out of the work force, I keep thinking maybe we could all learn a thing or two from the whorishly... READ MORE