Each New Year’s Western celebrities are recruited to perform at private parties for wealthy princes and sheiks in the Middle East. You may recall female pop stars such as Beyonce, Mariah Carey, and Usher putting on shows for the Gaddafi... READ MORE

Things most commonly heard at a Kardashian Christmas Party. You slut. Followed by, I know, followed by, I’m so jealous, and finally, let’s finger each other’s buttholes then go kill mother. They giggle at the last remark because they... READ MORE

There are only two poses contextually relevant for the Kardashians. The kids naked with a rapper shlong in their bottoms and Mom feigning regret in a mugshot. Everything else is failed artistic interpretation. This disturbing Christmas vignette is an... READ MORE

Some magazine this weekend names Kendall Jenner the most interesting model of 2014. I couldn’t care to remember the magazine or the reasons why, but the industry can’t clamp their molester hands onto this reality star fast enough. It’s... READ MORE

The fashion industry is going to torturous lengths to pretend that Kendall Jenner is booking big gigs on modeling talent alone. I’m not even sure what the hell modeling talent is beyond being tall and slender and willing to... READ MORE

There will come a time in every Kardashian daughter’s life when they will be asked to employ their tits to bring some money to the family table. It’s roughly about the time they prematurely develop engorged breasts thanks to... READ MORE

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Teens, old chicks, strange foreign chicks with pasties who nobody remembers inviting. All the girls went braless last night at the American Music Awards. After watching two minutes of sunken eyed anorexics talking fashion on E!, I discovered braless... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner went on Nightline because that program sucks now and your vote doesn’t count. She explained how she told her sister Kim Kardashian not to attend her fashion shows because it was a distraction from her artistic expression... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is further proof that high school is a big waste of time for pretty girls. I don’t mean that one sort of good looking girl in AP Chem, I mean the vast majority of girls who God... READ MORE