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This savvy vagina hunter is barely lifting a finger these days. Her snatch is aerosolizing scents programmed to intoxicate illiterate young women within a thirty click radius. Her kill list reads like the VIP rolls inside the Hollywood Red... READ MORE

I thought the Supreme Court or the Justice League or Alyssa Milano’s mom made it illegal to put fake bare tits on the faces of famous people. Maybe the law states that if you get paid in fat dollars... READ MORE

The porn star, the large one, the model, and her British lesbian girlfriend all went to see Sam Smith in concert. God invented Sam Smith so that he could finally take Spandau Ballet into heaven. It’s a big to... READ MORE

I’d lie and say I don’t like seeing this spawn of various Satans half naked, but I kind of do. Not in the same way I sort of like to see her midget porn older sister. That’s purely physical,... READ MORE

I’m not sure how much money they pay Kendall Jenner to look like a high end 19th century Romanian prostitute, but it’s not enough. If every upscale lady isn’t flashing her nipples over fancy salads this Fall, I’d be... READ MORE

Sometimes you think to yourself, not every institution in this befouled whorehouse of a world is cynical or corrupt. But that’s just rhetoric to keep you from careening over and off the bridge into murky nothingness. The Wall Street... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner’s new girlfriend sent her to the gym to work on her kegels. You’re not going to be certified lesbian until you can force your butch to politely ask for her fingers back. I read that in a... READ MORE

Who hasn’t this British socialite model chick girl banged yet in Hollywood? That’s not a criticism, that’s a cry of jealousy across genders and vaginas. She finds troubled young female celebrities and before they can cry about their dads... READ MORE

Here’s a near constant. Idiot celebrities visit the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi, reflexively do something Western selfie, and then everybody Muslim freaks the fuck out. Selena Gomez removed her mosque ankle offense photo from Instagram after people who likes... READ MORE