I don’t know who Tyler The Creator is but I just joined his fan club. Don’t ruin it by sending me any clips of his music. Tyler took the stage at Coachella and started talking shit to the posers with... READ MORE

Coachella isn’t just about the cutting edge of Madonna and Drake kissing on stage, it’s about the people. If you’re a ticket buyer who spent their entire last paycheck from the Coffee Bean on a single wristband, you’re in... READ MORE

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you’re angry because you’re short and your mom’s a whore and she was the... READ MORE

Somebody who counts the money decided it was time to get Kylie Jenner working the Snapchat pole. The teen reality star with the ‘some sixth grade’ education used her first snap video to film herself putting her hand down... READ MORE

Why not get decked out for the club when hitting Easter Sunday service. Did he not make your tits too? Many people criticize the Kardashians for looking like whores headed to church. I applaud them for their honesty. Hypocrisy... READ MORE

If Kris Jenner had constructed her girls out of circuit boards and silicon instead of flesh and silicon, the world would regard her as a service products genius. There’s that damn Jiminy Cricket reminding us that turning people into... READ MORE

In another sign of the apocalypse, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are getting their own insipid video game. Their slutty sister Kim Kardashian’s game made millions of dollars because people are super stupid and downloaded it. I wonder if the... READ MORE

At some point little girls playing dress up grow up to be big girls playing dress up, paid in cash and cocaine and famous singer dick. Maybe this Chanel shit cost more than mom’s dresses and somewhere along the... READ MORE

When we learned that Kendall Jenner likes salads and shiny objects I was certain we’d tapped the bottom of her revelation well. But this complicated young woman had even more to offer when Allure magazine located the Friends monkey... READ MORE

You look amazing. No, you look amazing. We both look amazing. Let’s solve The AIDS. It happens just like that. Girls like Kendall Jenner and that Baldwin daughter Justin Bieber is fucking only using two-percent of their brains. What... READ MORE