Fashion Week went four seconds before Kendall Jenner and her pierced nipple came down the runway. It does save a lot of time. Like if we had the Super Bowl and Russell Wilson just threw the ball into Malcolm... READ MORE

Kris Jenner brought out her sex mannequin daughter and her friend from Guam trying to be an immigrated harder whore to remind everybody that her posse rolls hard, big, and will do anal for Bitcoin. Kris Jenner was being... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner tried to spell out the name of a new ADHD drug in the sand to earn herself a $30K bonus but ended up drawing a picture of Khloe’s vagina with a giant three headed black baby pushing... READ MORE

According to people trying to sell magazines next to impulse buy Snickers, Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her older rapper boyfriend’s baby. It’s not a complete shot in the dark as he’s been fucking her brains out since before... READ MORE

According to RadarOnline with an accuracy rating circling Pravda, Kendall and Kylie Jenner formed a Grinchy idea to ditch the Keeping Up With the Kardashians show and start their own young tits-based empire. Somebody’s been whispering in their ear... READ MORE

Mexico is sending us their rapists. We’re sending them our whores. It makes sense if you studied street economics. Kris Jenner dispatched Kendall Jenner along with Hailey Baldwin and Pia Mia Perez down to Mexico to chaperone her barely... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jenner where he pretended he liked girls and Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomas are the Hollywood equivalent of becoming a Universal Life Church minister so... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is being lambasted by people who don’t want to be killed in another Jenner car accident for driving her Mercedes with her foot out the window, her hand on her cellphone, and her face screaming into the... READ MORE

Through all the sexual clown shit going in her twisted family, Kendall Jenner is able to tune it all out, stare blankly into the distance, and stand tall in her bra and panties. That’s a hero if you ask me.... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner posted a selfie with her hand over her nipple and labeled it ‘coffee?’. If she had the cognitive capacity above crustacean, this might be a double-entendre. But I think she’s actually asking somebody for a coffee. Her assistants,... READ MORE