Kylie and Kendall Jenner launched their new clothing line Kendall+Kylie this week. Ten percent of every purchase goes toward beating the underperforming child seamstresses God hates enough to force produce this crap. Great, now they are going to have even... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner were in Australia to celebrate the one millionth man in that country tugging one out thinking about fucking them both over a couch dirty with pet hair. Some woman started screaming and throwing eggs at the... READ MORE

There’s got to be that one moment of self-consciousness when standing in your underwear on national television and thinking, I could’ve been a nanny to a well off family in Paraguay or maybe an assistant media professor at Mizzou.... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is the only Kardashian family member not to have centrifuged Carolina hog fat cold pressed into her body each month. Therefore, she’s the least likely to wake up with the sperm of ‘I think I remember the... READ MORE

The good news, you’re alive. The bad news, you’re still married to Khloe Kardashian and she’s gnawing the dried remains of hooker girl juice off your right thigh. Lamar Odom regained consciousness in his Vegas hospital thanks to the... READ MORE

Not to be outdone by her sisters and half-sisters and Vagina Dad getting naked, Kendall Jenner managed to put on something super expensive in Paris that still showed off her tits. This is either a family of barely trainable... READ MORE

There are few people in this world more afflicted by camel toe than Kendall Jenner. Either she is wearing her pants way too tight or her vagina has the cyclonic suction power of a Dyson vacuum. Almost certainly, both.... READ MORE

The wealthy whore archetype did not exist through the whole of humanity until very recently. The social contract has yet to catch up. A millennia ago Kendall Jenner would be stoned to death for seductive heresy and piercing her... READ MORE

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply... READ MORE