Three of the Kardashian sisters got made up in prosthetics so they’d be fat and ugly on the outside too and hopped on a Hollywood open top tour bus for a lark. Nobody recognized them. Isn’t that crazy? They... READ MORE

This is it. The net result of a decade and a half of neocon foreign policy and playing policeman to the world. Kendall Jenner punched a Frenchman. Right in his obnoxious. The guy was a photographer who got into... READ MORE

Your tits are so much bigger than mine. Oh. stop it, I wish I had perfect little boobs like you. We’re both perfect. Let’s touch ourselves and giggle. Why is your mom taking our picture? Of course I trust... READ MORE

It’s no secret that Kendall Jenner likes to wear super tight pants. If you do that long enough, eventually you are going to flash some camel toe. Especially if your vulva is swollen from all the rain we’ve been having.... READ MORE

In 2014, Kris Jenner launched her daytime talk show for the morbidly obese waiting for their class action settlement checks. Jenner immediately suffered from having absolutely nothing to talk about beyond her pumpkin head family. Khloe Kardashian’s talk show Kocktails With... READ MORE

It’s difficult to say who is more of a useless sack of shit, Farrah Abraham or the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan. As Kendall Jenner and Farrah Abraham trade barbs I can’t pick who to root for. It’s reminds me of... READ MORE

Justin Bieber has tagged both of these women. It’s two in an impressive list that will ultimately be in his first set of memories, Just How Many Celebrity Models Can a Rich Midget Fuck? The name is meant to... READ MORE

There’s not a single Kardashian family member who hasn’t been hospitalized in the past two years, if you include Khloe Kardashian rubbing her cunny on staph infection while spoon feeding Lamar. Kris Jenner went in for ‘undisclosed internal pain’, Kylie... READ MORE

The secret of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s success is pretty obvious when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Those upright twats never wear bras and sport a lot of see-through shirts. Accentuate your sole positive. See for yourself. (Last... READ MORE

Every December Love magazine does a month long Christmas calendar of daily models doing stupid kitschy shit then flashing some covered tits toward the end. I’m sure they describe the creative differently in press releases. It’s hard to gauge... READ MORE