Every Kardashian girl eventually comes to grips with the immortal question: how can I make a shit ton of money off of my tits? READ MORE

Kendall Jenner took to her premium website that can be all yours for three bucks a month to defend her decision to not wear bras. On the scale of literary efforts, this lies somewhere south of Cormac McCarthy though... READ MORE

Attractive girls can never be friends. Public attention and notoriety is a fixed pie. If that bitch gets it, you lose it. There's no rising tide lifts all boats sentiment seeping through these posing girl social circles. READ MORE

Stephanie Seymour made a name for herself with teen and early 20's years of nude photos, drugs, and fucking famous celebrities. Maybe four star resort barebacking with Warren Beatty isn't so horrible, but sucking Axl Rose's limp drunk dick... READ MORE

You can stew over the fact that a couple uneducated teens have lapped you in capitalism, or you can contrive a real estate scam to swindle it all from them. READ MORE

Calvin Klein's is under attack for exploiting rape culture porn memes to sell jeans and underwear. The Calvin Klein marketing obsession with underaged girls dates back to a young Brooke Shields suggesting double-entendres about her jeans and the men... READ MORE

The White House Correspondents Dinner used to be a showcase for the sitting President to recite cracks about himself and the White House press corps then hand out a bunch of awards to dead people. The annual event served... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian’s paternity chase ended with her being part Kris Jenner’s late 80’s hairdresser and part used Burger King french fry oil. Kendall Jenner is now seeking her true lineage since it’s hard to picture a gay man with tits being your... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner love to slap and tickle and pull each others clothes off and take silly shots of their bare bodies and post them online. You can’t sexually objectify a woman if she’s your sister. Check... READ MORE

The MTV Movie Awards aren’t a tribute to the tastes of teenagers who one day will be servicing park vending machines as part of a workfare program so much as a completely staged Viacom publicity event. There were a... READ MORE