July 3, 2013 |
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Having already turned in supporting roles in Hollywood classics like Piranha and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Kelly Brook is ready for leading role status now, as she’s starring in a short film entitled, Taking Stock. It’s a play on...
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April 24, 2013 |
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Kelly Brook is a world class glamour model. I’m not sure what that means, other than she gets paid a good amount of dough to keep eating just enough to be busty and curvy, but not so much she...
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April 1, 2013 |
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Poor Kelly Brook. On Saturday, the curvy swimsuit model was bummed about not spending Easter with her boyfriend and English rugby star Danny Cipriani, so she posted the above image to her Instagram account. While I have no reason...
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March 1, 2013 |
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Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook’s breasts are natural, Price’s have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they’re both...
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March 1, 2013 |
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Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from...
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February 6, 2013 |
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That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares? Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally,...
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December 19, 2012 |
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Remember back in May, when Kelly Brook was in a bikini at Cannes for about 72 hours straight? Well 5 of those pictures are finally being published in Galore! magazine. None of them are as good as the hundreds...
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September 12, 2012 |
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Kelly Brook has a new calendar out for 2013, but you should double check her math if you plan to use it because models aren’t really great with numbers. For example, my Playboy calendar says today is Swimuary 43rd....
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August 22, 2012 |
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I’ve never heard of New Look lingerie, so they fixed the hell out of that by taking pictures of Kelly Brook in a push-up bra. These pictures are so great that when I got to the end I was...
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August 15, 2012 |
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According to the caption on the cover, Kelly Brook has finally done her first photo shoot with Nuts magazine, for reasons that were probably explained in the text I didn’t read before cropping out and discarding. More showy, less...
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