All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they’re all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing... READ MORE

This is relevant to nothing but because Rihanna has the self-defense skills of a fucking toddler who just came out of the dryer, my sexxxy website got all serious and depressing. Luckily Kelly Brook, being wise and all-knowing, preemptively... READ MORE

Does Kelly Brook think she can just show up on the page whenever she wants, turn my world upside down, then walk away and break my heart? Well no, no more. It’s time to start lookin out for number... READ MORE

The GQ Men of the Year Awards were held last night in London, and according to the list of winners it’s a bunch of faggity nonsense just like the magazine itself. I have no idea who the hell those... READ MORE

I wish I had known about this photo shoot that Kelly Brook did for the new Loaded magazine, because in some of the pictures she has a cigarette in her mouth, and I’d go buy a little tiger striped... READ MORE

I’m not entirely sure how someone could lay out poolside at a hotel in Los Angeles and yet the only pictures of it are in newspapers from London, but that’s what Kelly Brook and her boyfriend whose name I’m... READ MORE

KENDRA WILKINSON –  has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant.  Which sucks.  I should have been told in person.  The father has rights too!  (source = e! online) IRON MAN 2 – The first picture of Mickey Rourke in... READ MORE

Piranha 3D stars Academy Award nominees Elisabeth Shue and Richard Dreyfuss (seriously), so I was curious as to why Kelly Brook would be on a yacht on Lake Havasu while pornstar Riley Steele licks her chest, so I did... READ MORE

These pictures of Kelly Brook on vacation in the Caribbean don’t really convey how pretty her face is, but as luck would have it, there’s not a single guy on earth who is going to care about that. READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – should brace himself for “the costliest celebrity divorce ever”.  Expected to lose half a billion dollars, he’ll easily pass other celebrity divorces like Michael Jordan (168m), Steven Spielberg (100m), and Paul McCartney (48.6m).  And his wife... READ MORE