Self-described singer and noted gutter scamp Ke$ha left rehab yesterday and seems to be healed. She had been in fat camp rehab after admitting she had developed an eating disorder after some music producer called her a “fucking refrigerator”. She... READ MORE

Ke$ha sent out a Twitter blast to her deluded fans for them to send her their teeth so she can make art. We told you about the fucked up star being fat shamed into eating disorder rehab. It seems that... READ MORE

America’s sweetheart Ke$ha recently told TMZ that she really likes cunts. She didn’t mean she wanted to go down on Britney. She was explaining what she looks for in a guy she lets snoggle her stinky parts in the... READ MORE

Whenever Ke$ha defends herself against her critics, she claims that we’re all just people who aren’t in on the joke. But the thing about jokes is that when they’re not funny, people don’t always get them, so maybe it’s... READ MORE

Crazy slut demon Ke$ha gave Yahoo News a little insight into her life by telling the tale of her mother giving birth to her at a house party. It seems that her mother Pebe Sebert, (yes, Pebe), thought it... READ MORE

Last week we told you about how Ke$ha claims her vagina is haunted by a smelly ghost. Now, this classy dame told a delightful tale on Conan O’Brien about the time she electrocuted her vagina. It seems that the ‘I’m... READ MORE

Ke$ha claims that her vagina is haunted by a stinky ghost. On Jimmy Kimmel Live she revealed that a phantom took up residence in her snatch while filming a video in Alaska. The revelation came after she went to... READ MORE

Ke$ha once complained on her boring MTV reality show that people always made fun of her for being what she thinks is unique instead of talking about how talented of a music artist she is. That’s important to recall... READ MORE

While Miley Cyrus has evolved to showing part of her nipple and her awkwardly tiny camel toe, Ke$ha must have realized that she’d need to knock the homeless man’s tongue out of her vagina and get back to doing... READ MORE

Imagine the shock of visitors to the L.A. County fair this weekend when human type words started coming out of the creature writhing around on the main stage. It’s how I imagine the farm folk felt when they saw... READ MORE