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Katy Perry About to Be Exposed

August 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After copious amounts of heroin, Russell Brand decided his life had to have more meaning than just being an occasionally funny comedian who makes the same occasionally funny movie over and over again. Some people’s soul searching leads them... READ MORE

Katy Perry Can Craft Babies Solo

July 31, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Katy Perry put it out there. Be the right guy to stuff a baby inside of me or I will go baster. The precise spermatozoa cocktail Katy intends to bathe her eggs in remains unclear. She could have each... READ MORE

Katy Perry And Madonna And Some Intergenerational Bondage

May 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m going to go ahead and guess this was Madonna’s idea. Katy Perry has gone through too many boyfriends to be passionate about kink. Personally, I dig this kind of artistic expression. I only wish it were real. I’d... READ MORE

Katy Perry Is Just Full Of Crazy Ideas

April 9, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just when you think that Katy Perry is completely out of ways to prove how zany and unique she is, she does something that just blows our minds. Last night, she joined Nicole Richie and others in supporting Marianne... READ MORE

Riff Raff Wants To Date Katy Perry

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that she and John Mayer have broken up again, Katy Perry is going to need to find a few rebound guys to date before she eventually gets back together with John, so why not start with one who... READ MORE

Katy Perry Has No Game Whatsoever

March 8, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is clearly battling an inferior foe in this pop star lesbo sex bitch down. Katy Perry is still playing a cheeky kid’s game while Miley Cyrus is shoving a whole rubber hand up her shiver and calling... READ MORE

Katy Perry Got Too Much Miley Tongue

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | colin| 0 Comments

Katy Perry knows this cheeky sexualized pop star act is just a bit. You do the Kissed a Girl thing and get half naked in your music videos because it sells records. Then you go home and slap on... READ MORE

Katy Perry: Midwife With a Healthy Rack

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry is apparently now delivering babies in people’s homes. You know, because having big yabbos and formerly laying beneath Jon Mayer and Russell Brand give you the requisite knowledge to assist in childbirth. Katy bragged on Twitter that... READ MORE

John Mayer Will Be Banging His Next Celebrity in T-Minus 30 Minutes

February 27, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

E! Online, the purveyor of single-ply entertainment news, has reported that Katy Perry and John Mayer are no longer a couple. Just yesterday they announced that Katy Perry looked like she was wearing an engagement ring from the love... READ MORE

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