Katy Perry had to change her phone number after she posted an annoying video of her dog on Instagram. Turns out the dog’s tag had Perry’s phone number on it and her fans are dangerous creeps with control shift... READ MORE

Everything that does not involve the snap of the football at the Super Bowl is some kind of hyper inflated dreck. From the morose commercials intimating if you don’t have the right insurance your honor student will drown in a... READ MORE

Katy Perry is once again playing the part of beard to John Mayer. She’s one in a long line of women he has used to convince people that he isn’t queerer than a football bat. Read all about their... READ MORE

Instagram notified a bunch of celebrities their accounts were being Purged, meaning some of their bogus followers were being deleted. Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million pretend fans in a few hours, Rihanna 1.2, and Katy Perry 300,000 because her... READ MORE

Katy Perry skipped the American Music Awards earlier this week because she was winning an even bigger award in Australia, the rake of half a mill a night in appearance fees. Also, the Australians made up some kind of... READ MORE

It takes nothing more than a boatful of backup dancer and a couple Foster’s to get Katy Perry shaking her ass. It also might be the privacy of an offshore yacht, bolstered by the conference that telescopic lenses on... READ MORE

Katy Perry was trying to enjoy a quiet day butt naked at a nude beach in Australia like the Constitution mandates and started getting hassled by photographers. To not draw attention to themselves the paparazzi stripped naked as well... READ MORE

Katy Perry really is sassy, adjective adjacent from annoying and super fucking irritating. She has mastered the fine line of being sexy and edgy while dressing like your grandma and guffawing like your gay work friend Nick. It has... READ MORE

Katy Perry was a special guest on ESPN College Gameday early Saturday morning and predicted the dual upsets of Mississippi State over Texas A&M and Ole Miss over Alabama. Katy Perry either wildly guessed and was very lucky, or... READ MORE

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are currently decrying one another for not being as gumdrops and sunshine as their public personas. Girls calling each other fake or phony is the Hellish pit bottom in terms of derogatory name calling.... READ MORE