KATY PERRY – will tie Michael Jacksons record if her 5th single off ‘Teenage Dream’ goes to number 1 like the other 4 have. And also if she gets two dozen little boys drunk and blows them. (mtv) CARS... READ MORE

Katy Perry boarded a private jet to Australia today, and as you can see she was carrying a blanket and wearing pajamas. Is this bullshit supposed to be cute? And more importantly is that what she wears to bed... READ MORE

Katy Perry is in Paris for their Fashion Week, and earlier today at the Jean-Charles Castelbajac show she wore this sexy ass blue wig. I wish more girls would do cool punk stuff like this with their hair. It’s... READ MORE

Katy Perry wore angel wings and made out with Russell Brand (perhaps to quiet the reports that they’re already in marriage counseling) on the Grammy red carpet last night, but the person I’d really like to see with angel... READ MORE

Mexico is mostly famous for its lawless government and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, it’s a forced-penetration powder-keg just waiting to explode, so it wasn’t the best idea in the world for Katy Perry to wear this... READ MORE

Russel Brand tweeted this picture yesterday of Katy Perry with no makeup, right after she woke up, and even though he quickly took it down, that’s not how the Internet works, so now it’s here forever. To be honest,... READ MORE

CARRIE FISHER – is the ultimate fantasy for millions of nerds, and apparently a few of those dorks got to make their dreams a reality. “I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think... READ MORE

Katy Perry played the KISS 108 Jingle Ball (it’s like “jingle bell” lol!) in Boston this weekend in a skin tight, candy cane lookin, body suit (someone has too much time on their hands), and either showed off her... READ MORE

“Get ready to adjust your iTunes.” said the Huffington Post (“Not gonna be an issue,” replied every straight male on earth) because Katy Perry will now be known as Katy Brand following her marriage to alleged comedian Russell Brand... READ MORE

When Katy Perry performed at last nights Grammy nominations concert (honestly, is there any major award less relevant than the Grammys?), at one point the strap on her tight gold dress slipped off her shoulder, almost exposing one of... READ MORE