I guess Katy Perry’s an okay person, if she’s not your henpecking girlfriend with a weird upbringing that taught her not to have sex but to highlight her titties to become famous. I wouldn’t go in there if I... READ MORE

To be fair to children in general, a better headline might be “Award Shows Are Incredibly Stupid”, but since the Kids Choice Awards took place in Los Angeles on Saturday, we’ll stick to making fun of the little morons... READ MORE

For all the shit that people give Taylor Swift about her flavors of the week and corresponding songs, Katy Perry isn’t much better off. We just don’t give her as much hell since she has huge breasts and doesn’t... READ MORE

Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they’ve given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something... READ MORE

ALICIA KEYS – will sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on February 3rd. Or 4th, or 5th, or whenever it is that Saints fans run out of beer bottles to throw at Roger Goodell... READ MORE

Most girls would just take a guys hand to steady themselves, but Katy Perry went right for John Mayers dick last night as she very cautiously stepped off a curb, as if she thought the street might be made... READ MORE

Katy Perry and John Mayer were in New York today (his 35th birthday) and, as always, she hid her face and hung her head in shame. He has got to be getting tired of this. If I were dating... READ MORE

A little of Katy Perry goes a long way, so maybe that’s why no one can figure out if she and John Mayer are dating. They’ll go out a few times, then reportedly end it, then start right back... READ MORE

The great love of our time, the romance between Katy Perry and John Mayer, has come to an end according to People. As in the magazine, not just a crowd. The pair seemed like a good match, according to... READ MORE

The crowd who gathered to watch Katy Perry on a slide at Raging Waters in San Dimas (where the high school football rules) was rewarded for their lack of anything better to do when the water whipped her bikini... READ MORE