SEAN PENN – is in drug rehab. Maybe. Last week Page Six ran a blind item asking, “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse?” Then this morning Variety said, “Sean Penn’s busy shooting schedule has suddenly... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been dumped by Samantha Ronson for a second time after a huge fight over Sams friends. She is also still very much a suspect in the disappearance of $400,000 in jewelry. And it’s only Wednesday.... READ MORE

Brit reality TV star Katie Price packed up her 32G breasts to hit up the Ivy in Beverly Hills yesterday with her husband, singer Peter Andre, and her “specially-abled” kid Harvey.  And either this photographer is 19 feet tall... READ MORE

Katie Price brought some much needed elegance to the Elton John AIDS Foundation party, although Katie Price lending her name to a benefit to cure STD's sounds a little self serving if you ask me.  (picture source = getty... READ MORE

You probably think this is Katie Price at some kind of Excellence In Parenting Awards ceremony, but no, it's her at a launch for her new lingerie line.  It just looks like gold medal parenting because she brought her... READ MORE

Katie Price stumbled her way out of the Movida club in London late last night, and she had to be helped to her car because she was exhausted from putting on makeup all day.  Call me charmingly old fashioned... READ MORE

This week on her TV show "Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter", Katie Price stripped down to almost nothing moments before getting breast implants for the fifth time.  You read that right, by the way.  "Fifth".  I really admire her... READ MORE

The Sun says that Katie Price modeled her new lingerie collection yesterday with 6 members of her fan club, but then they don’t say which one is Katie.  I guess we’ll never know for sure.  But if you’d like... READ MORE

Katie Price went to Embassy and Movida nightclubs last night, then flashed her ass and pretty much made out with her sister, which is more than enough to earn a spot on this page, and in my heart.  It's... READ MORE