Sports Illustrated released a video of Kate Upton being bodypainted just to remind everybody that Sports Illustrated still does something between annual Swimsuit Editions. It’s a conundrum when you’re choked to death by your own golden goose. Sort of... READ MORE

I’m pretty easily distracted.My ADHD is so severe, it took me six attempts to write ADHD. But I’m not falling for the silly hat trick. I’m looking right at Kate Upton’s boobs.. I know Kate is adamant about not... READ MORE

Because she’s the most famous model in the world right now, Kate Upton was also at the 30th Annual Night of Stars presented by the Fashion Group in New York City last night, and this is a little confusing.... READ MORE

For Snoop Lion, doing a Hot Pockets commercial is common sense, because with the amount of weed that guy has smoked in his lifetime, it’s only natural that he’d be putting his name behind one of the greatest late... READ MORE

Kate Upton decided to double down this week on her quest to not be seen as a sex object by both announcing she was dating a lithesome ballroom dancer and hitting the streets of Paris with an acne covered... READ MORE

Speaking of huge breasts in Paris, Kate Upton took part in the Louis Vuitton runway show yesterday with more typical runway models like Eva Herzigova and Cara Delevingne, and I say more typical because Kate looks like she’s been... READ MORE

I don’t know why I feel let down that Kate Upton dumped a bunch of guy including a Cy Young award winner for a dude who does the rumba. Yes, I know women love a man who can dance.... READ MORE

Kate Upton is cursed with being super hot. Men are never going to treat her like the scientist that she isn’t. They’re simply going to want to pay her lots of money to see her looking sexy. As far... READ MORE

It’s important to Kate Upton that you remember that she’s not a sex object. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to do with this admonition specifically, Maybe review her grade school art folder as you whack off to her?... READ MORE

Kate Upton hates that men see her as a sex object rather than a human being. Her big breakout cover of SI in 2012 left her “feeling terrible, instead of basking in her newfound celebrity.” She felt so bad,... READ MORE