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Vanity Fair Party Best Ten Minutes of the Night

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vanity Fair chose not to cancel their annual party in favor of a corporate virtue signaling. You know Condé Nast was tempted. It may have to do with the big dollars in co-sponsorships sold to cover the cost of... READ MORE

Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Reunited

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shamelessly frame this as a bold faced promo. Fifty-one weeks a year it's okay to mock Sports Illustrated for lacking sports and focusing entirely on illustrated. A simple name change to Airbrushed Titties in Paradise would solve the truth... READ MORE

Kate Upton Fucks Justin Verlander

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander fuck. It's unclear what bed frame could hold them but they definitely do. As proof, there's a photo of one time he jizzed on her large deltoid. Admit it, if you're driving along a... READ MORE

Kate Upton To Gain Some Weight

September 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kate Upton did an interview and shockingly brought up the fact that she was made fun of as a child like every model ever. This is formality they must do along with pretending to have an affinity for cheeseburgers. READ MORE

Kate Upton No More Flabby Arms (VIDEO)

June 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton has been in hiding the past six months because she got chubbier and with her wedding and associated press coming up she didn't want to be seen until she kicked the Walmart shopping grandma arms. He trainer... READ MORE

Kate Upton No Longer a Sex Object

March 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton quit cheesecake modeling when she decided she could no longer abide being viewed by men as a sex object. An alternative view has yet to form. Upton finalized her decision as Justin Verlander was finishing on her... READ MORE

Kate Upton Enlarged

November 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s rumors going around that Kate Upton is fat. It’s not a rumor so much as an observation made by people to scared to call it a fact. She’s getting thick again, even post-Photoshop. The bigger questions is who... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Paid

September 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply... READ MORE

Kate Upton Talks Tits And Shit Around The Web

June 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

We all know Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario have fantastic tits they get to soap in the shower daily, alone or together with some lucky bastard. They aren’t showing off their tits, but they are talking about them, which... READ MORE

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