Skullcandy makes terrible terrible headphones, you’d be better off just thinking about the song you want to listen to and humming, so putting Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton in their ads was an excellent idea. They also put Jessica... READ MORE

Is there really something called Contributor magazine? That seems very hard to believe. I’ve never heard of it. But Kate Upton thinks there is because she posed for it. I’m not saying she was tricked but most models are... READ MORE

It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose... READ MORE

Finally, some clear, high-res versions of Kate Uptons fantastic shoot for the July issue of GQ are online. And Tyler Gold members might even notice that I spent the last 90 minutes removing the annoying tags and print from... READ MORE

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered... READ MORE

I want people to know that it’s perfectly ok to question and even criticize the merit of posting things like a new Kate Upton gif and bikini pictures. Because it’s not like I can actually hear you, and I... READ MORE

These are just out-takes of Kate Uptons photo shoot from Monday, and they’re not really relevant to anything, but it was this or a picture of Samantha Ronson at the top of the page. And she’s, um… let’s be... READ MORE

19-year-old supermodel Kate Upton is the star of a new photo shoot and youtube video with weirdo pervert photographer Terry Richardson, which would normally annoy me because all that jackass does is have girls stand in front of a... READ MORE

Kate Upton looks fantastic all the time, but she wore this big giant dress that covered up her perfect tits, even her cleavage, to the Vanity Fair Oscar party last night. So. Moving right along… (image source = getty) READ MORE

Kate Upton has a sexy new photo shoot in Muse magazine, and although these are just embiggened copies of what they put online, some HQ scans should be up soon. Just as soon as someone figures out what the... READ MORE