I really thought the whole bodypaint thing was a passing fad. Like henna tattoos or Japanese baseball players. But SI is still sticking with it. And you’d have to be a real dick to complain about any reason to... READ MORE

People always complain when George Lucas goes back, re-masters and fucks with his classic Star Wars films or makes new Indiana Jones movies that are crammed with stupid crap like aliens, but maybe if he went back and added... READ MORE

When you turn 21, everybody makes that same lame joke about how you can finally have your first drink. Most kids these days are tossing back brews by mid-high school. Drew Barrymore was an A.A. blue chipper by fifth... READ MORE

I don’t blame Leslie Mann for pointing at Kate Upton’s jugs and making a scene. People need to start pointing at women with big tits more often and saying aloud, ‘Hey, big tits!’. Anyone from overdeveloped high school cheerleader... READ MORE

I don’t care what the fight is about, I’m taking Kate Upton’s side. She stole a dress from your store? Too bad, not her fault. She got loaded and plowed her car through your living room? Rebuild. She slept... READ MORE

The problem with using punk rock as a theme for an event that is attended by actresses is that most of them have no clue what punk means, so they just throw a bunch of shit into a box... READ MORE

Kate Upton is an insanely gorgeous supermodel with awesome tits, she also apparently has an awesome sense of humor, and let Ken Jeong (Leslie Chow from the Hangover) follow her around videotaping himself photobombing her GQ photoshoot a couple... READ MORE

If Kate Upton aspires to be a serious actress someday, or, fuck it, even a decent one, she’s off to a pretty bad start. Her debut was in the awful Tower Heist and she followed that up with the... READ MORE

UPDATE: Kate Upton’s boobs tweeted yesterday that they are not letting Diddy titty-fuck them, despite sources in Miami and New York spotting the two together in intimate settings. Or to be more exact, Kate Upton responded: “Really??? Not at... READ MORE

Diddy and Kate Upton are dating. The only way I can begin to fathom this information is to remind myself that models are dumb, in this case retarded. Kate Upton is the most desired woman in America. She has... READ MORE