January 26, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s a matter of opinion as to who among the group of girlfriends is the one staying home on Saturday night, but I’ll randomly bet behind the one who resembles a Tim Burton stop-motion character. Goldie Hawn insisted on...
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January 24, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every five years Kate Hudson composts her hemp diaphragm and lets a rock star make a baby inside of her. Get your discography together if you want to make a good looking kid. Not that you heard it from...
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November 11, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where...
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June 23, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Taking a much needed vacation from that movie she made fifteen years ago, Kate Hudson and the dude from Muse traveled to Ibiza to work on their relationship. That means fucking without having to hear the nannies complain about...
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May 6, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
When reporters run out of shit to ask celebrities, they ask them when they’re getting married. Then we pretend we’re all progressives who refrain from judgements on people hooking up and making babies with different partners out of wedlock....
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March 19, 2012 |
celebrity |
editor|
Hey. What’s up. It’s me, Brendon. And between Tyler and some other sites I’ve written online non-stop for almost 7 years. That’s how I’ve learned to do such electrifying openings like this one. Anyway, I finally took a break...
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February 8, 2012 |
beach |
editor|
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant....
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December 2, 2011 |
celebrity |
editor|
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy of ‘Muse’ were in no mood to have their picture taken by the paparazzi earlier today in North London, so Bellamy put a Tesco bag over his head and walked around like...
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January 26, 2011 |
celebrity |
editor|
JAMES FRANCO AND KATE HUDSON – might star in a biopic about 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace, which would hurt the never-real-anyway biopic staring Lindsay Lohan. Though to be honest, I’d rather see Lindsay in it, especially over Kate...
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