This is Rihanna without the computer tuned tracks and exotic Island color. Just a white chick with big fake tits riding a bottled water in her panties. Sex sells. Nothing’s being sold here, leaving a big vacuum for masturbation.... READ MORE

For ten grand and two hours of squats a day you can get an ass and a pair or tits that will carry you ten times farther than any non-Ivy college degree. Politicians battle over what to give away... READ MORE

You live in a desert. We live in a desert. You bone goats and kill children to pass your days. We over water our lawns and gather up hot blond chicks from around the world to show off their tits for cheap... READ MORE

For all the shit I give Brazil for pretending to be first world, once a month they send some model northward to show off her spectacular tits on the beach. It’s like a palms up gesture from the Navajo.... READ MORE

This chick is often modeling for that insidious bottled water company, but I don’t see any overpriced style water within an eyeshot of her ass I keep virtually molesting. Perhaps she’s now just posing on the beach for the... READ MORE

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