March 12, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Karlie Kloss and a few other models had their likenesses removed from fashion billboards in New York to symbolize the #NotThere campaign, publicizing the too tired to argue notion that women are still not treated equally to men. You know it’s a...
READ MORE
January 28, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Everybody in Paris was buzzing about Taylor Swift’s lesbian girlfriend’s nipple slip during the Versace show. I think. They speak that gobbledygook language. They might’ve been talking about what sparkling white pairs best with cock. The only excitement in...
READ MORE
December 13, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I suppose this is the natural happenstance of having a best friend who you occasionally make out with and sleeps over at your place a lot and looks rather suspiciously just like you. They’re going to start dressing in...
READ MORE
December 3, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn’t...
READ MORE
October 31, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Taylor Swift’s not lesbian lover Karlie Kloss really cleans up nice. After a night of Parcheesi and truth or dare that involved nothing but disheartening truths, Karlie slipped into a little something more trashy to hawk some cheap perfume....
READ MORE
October 23, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
This is Karlie Kloss. She’s a model and Taylor Swift’s non-lesbian best girlfriend. She probably just says model when people ask because it’s shorter and you don’t have to go into details on the girls rule boys drool sleepovers...
READ MORE
August 14, 2014 |
crap around the web |
editor|
There are rumors flying around the web that Taylor Swift decided to try girls after being disappointed by so many men who she tortured to get into her pants. Supposedly, she’s been munching on Victoria Secret model Karlie Kloss’...
READ MORE
February 6, 2014 |
celebrity |
editor|
Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated...
READ MORE