I refuse to generalize about foreign lands, but it’s fair to say that everyone in Argentina is either an aging Nazi war criminal or a hot young woman with a large unctuous ass. I’m sure there’s a few other... READ MORE

It used to be that when Argentineans fled to Miami, there was some kind of Nazi manhunt underway. Now it’s just swimsuit models with sweet asses in thongs on the beach. I’m not implying that’s worse, just less interesting.... READ MORE

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Two South American model chicks in bikinis with oversized reflective sunglasses and a jet-ski on Miami Beach. It’s the beginning of every drug running sex fantasy I’ve ever had. They’ve even got their asses perched in the air to... READ MORE