If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. Apparently this advice has left the sandbox and followed Fuller House’s showrunner Jeff Franklin into adulthood. He’s been officially cancelled courtesy of Warner Bros. TV not tolerating the... READ MORE

I heard women love when men are assertive and take charge. So I’m trying to figure out why Jodie Sweetin isn’t smiling when her ex-husband Morty Coyle is trying to strong arm her for more child support.

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Thrice a year ABC releases the Ghost of Celebrities Past into the RV parks and shooting alleys around the nation in search of formerly on TV people to be their comeback stories on Dancing With the Stars. The casting... READ MORE

Several cast members of early 90’s hit family sitcom Full House are reuniting for Fuller House because real life babies and meth habits don’t pay for themselves. One important life lesson completely glossed over by dad in the original... READ MORE

Stephanie Tanner…er…Jodie Sweetin is denying reports that she is back in rehab, she merely lives at a rehab facility. Sweetin says she works at an LA rehab facility as a clinical logistics coordinator, (whatever the fuck that is), and... READ MORE

STAY SOBER. That was the message John Stamos sent to Jodie Sweetin after she lamented ‘life’s challenges’ on Twitter following her third divorce in ten years. I guess Stamos doesn’t know you never ALL CAPS a meth addict. Might... READ MORE

Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.... READ MORE

Jodie Sweetin walked the red carpet last night, and suffice to say she looks a little different than she did on "Full House".  And by "different" I mean, "she went and bought giant boobs".  And god bless her.  Seeing... READ MORE