Joanna Krupa really reaffirms the American dream for people around the world. The noble notion that even a simple girl from a humble Polish background, if she’s really fucking hot, can come to America, become a famous model, sleep... READ MORE

It’s still really strange to think of Joanna Krupa as the star of Real Housewives of Miami because, for starters, she’s only 34-years old. When I think of any of those Housewives shows, my first thought is middle-aged divorced,... READ MORE

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa has long been considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. But at 34 years old, she’s hitting the back side of her career, and there are obviously younger, more attractive models out... READ MORE

You’ve got to secrete you remote audio pack somewhere when you’re a reality show starlet ever in skin tight dresses. Khloe Kardashian once swallowed her lavalier mic whole. She’s committed. And really fucking hungry. But why not under your... READ MORE

I remain convinced that watching any show on Bravo! or E! will send even the straightest of men marching toward a truck stop glory hole to discover the fabulous world of cock. Maybe you were born that way, and... READ MORE

Model Joanna Krupa knows how to shop for a wedding dress. She should. She’s a Miami Beach housewife on one of those idiotic Bravo! shows where semi-drunk women get to watch really drunk women fall to pieces and feel... READ MORE

Ever since the first shirt was created back in pirate times, they’ve all had one fatal flaw: when a girl puts one on, it prevents me from seeing her tits. And while we all talk about this problem, Joanna... READ MORE

Some people automatically assume that exotic swimsuit models like me or Joanna Krupa are all cold and selfish, but she went for a walk in Runyon Canyon with her boyfriend who can’t take a fucking hint even though I... READ MORE

You can tell just by looking at her that Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian spy, but if her icy blond hair and spooky Communist accent haven’t convinced you, consider this; instead of being sad today on the... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa put on another slutty bikini and went to Miami beach yesterday with her boyfriend and his unsettling shorts, and then after she was all wet she took out a copy of ’50 Shades of Grey’. This would... READ MORE