Joanna Krupa and her shady husband built a front yard swimming pool to allow photographers simple street access to shooting the Polish former escort (oh, fuck, I mean, alleged former escort, naturally, you weren’t there when money changed hands,... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa doesn’t need to do much to prove how great and underrated she is as a model and generally attractive woman, as she’s already shown that she’s willing to post semi-nude pictures of herself on Instagram all day... READ MORE

There’s nothing more All-American than a girl in a bikini top washing her car. Even if the girl is Polish. This is a nation founded by immigrants. Hot fucking Polish women with big yabbos who came to this nation... READ MORE

Marrying a shady Miami nightclub investor and living a life of leisure seems like a good option if you can snatch it. Until the mob hits and the IRS investigations and the guys in monogrammed jackets carrying boxes of... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa is the best looking chick on a show that only gay men watch. The harder she tries to show off her tits, the more disgusted her audience becomes. This is a classic conundrum. I had a similar... READ MORE

Real Housewives star and model Joanna Krupa doesn’t exactly try very hard to keep her amazing body a secret from us perverts of the world, between her generous Instagram posts and her actual job. But it’s still pretty awesome... READ MORE

Besides looking incredibly attractive in a bikini, Joanna Krupa is also very wise beyond her years. For example, the Real Housewives star and model posted the above selfie pic to her Instagram account yesterday, and normally I’d say that... READ MORE

I’m starting to dig this Joanna Krupa girl. Even though she married a swarthy man in South Florida who describes himself as a ‘nightclub investor’. You can’t let a dangerous mob husband get in the way of a hot... READ MORE

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Outside of how to score blow in the world’s 20 hottest resort cities, it’s hard to imagine there’s anything Paris Hilton could teach anybody about anything. But I think she could teach Joanna Krupa about how to get only... READ MORE