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Jessica Simpson is pregnant! Maybe!

September 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In other news that a tabloid probably made up, Jessica Simpson is pregnant! In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! “She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson had a birthday

July 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpsons 31st birthday was yesterday, and she was so excited about the present her fiance bought her with her money that she went on twitter to post a picture and say… “Eric made my birthday!!! I have never... READ MORE

you have got to be gd kidding me

July 8, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson announced her new fragrance today, a perfume called ‘I Fancy You.’ You read that right by the way. ‘I Fancy You’. Her perfume is called ‘I Fancy You’. Because nothing gets a guy hotter than hundred year... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is easily perplexed

June 30, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Splash News says that Jessica Simpson was having dinner in Santa Monica on Tuesday night, and when she was done she left in an Escalade limousine. Which would be fine if that limousine was for her. Eventually her fiance... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is freezing and/or really hot

May 9, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson, her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, sat down for a photo shoot on Saturday in Beverly Hills, where it must have been really hot below three feet and really chilly above that.... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson looked, umm, kinda hot actually

April 27, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night at Eden in LA, Us magazine held their annual Hot Hollywood party, an event dedicated to giving really attractive people some special attention. I know, right! Finally! For far too long Hollywood has based success solely on... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson wants a low cut wedding gown

April 16, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson is engaged but hasn’t chosen a time or place to get married yet, because according to her the number 1 priority is to find a wedding dress that will “flatter her physique”. Unfortunately she’s working with designers... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson uses her boobs to get out of tickets

April 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For now let’s just ignore how dumb it is for People to have Jessica Simpson on the 2011 Most Beautiful list, I’m sure I’m go in to great detail about that later, for now let’s deal with the other... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson might elope

March 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Though the real reason is probably so she won’t have to share the cake, Jessica Simpson says that after the media frenzy around her first marriage, she may elope this time with her fame whore boyfriend Eric Johnson. She... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is a drunk

January 26, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Luckily, Jessica Simpsons fame whore fiance Eric Johnson played in the NFL, so he’s really strong and can pick her up when she gets drunk and collapses in a heap. Like she did last night at Katsuya (sushi restaurant)... READ MORE

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