Every now and then that little ounce of humanity in me finds pity for even the indulged celebrities. Like Jessica Simpson getting loaded on three glasses of champagne and starvation diets and having to face a thousand high powered... READ MORE

This is the new world. The women make the bread and the hunk husbands play the role of doting spouse. Before you enter this type of arrangement, ask yourself this, as much as I love fine dining and jet... READ MORE

Here’s a plan for women who complain about being fat when getting older and having babies and aggressively overeating. Be like Jessica Simpson. Have Weight Watchers threaten to pull their multi-million dollar marketing deal. Rent a gym wall to... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson homaging Fifty Shades of Grey is a reminder that nobody edits a chick worth $150 million. Not her unemployed husband, not her gay dad, not her sister who is either a double amputee or a twice shotgun... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson looks hot without makeup. Not in that Hottest Chick In The World sense from a few years back. More like I could totally see myself banging this softball mom if I helped clean up after the barbecue. This... READ MORE

Everybody is talking about how Jessica Simpson lost 472 pounds of baby weight and looks amazing. Less people have noticed the scientific marvel that her tits got even bigger in the process. I think more women would lose the... READ MORE

The ladies magazines are going whole hog over the sight of Jessica Simpson’s hair extensions visible after she got off a plane at LAX from New York. Fuck, when I get off a plane I look like one of... READ MORE

It’s not easy living in Jessica Simpson’s shadow. She makes the billions selling shoddy consumer wares. She gets to cry when pastor dad says he prefers banging young male ass over vagina. Millions of women live and die with... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson lost weight. I wouldn’t know except after five years of pregnancy pounds and violating her Weight Watchers don’t-get-fat contract stipulations, Jessica Simpson is showing off her new reduced calorie body in every medium known to 2014 mankind.... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson lost weight by precisely measuring her meals and what appears to be some extremely vigorous calf lifts. Jesus just look at those Tour de France calves. Jessica is finally marrying the dude who played tight end in... READ MORE