Okay this Jessica Simpson (?) pic just showed up in my email and I've never seen it before and I've looked around and asked around and no one seems to know what it is or where it's from, so... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON WAS DRUNK – the National Enquirer says Jessica Simpson was kicked out of a Marc Jacobs party because she was drunk.  I blame the alcohol companies.  Why do they have to make it so delicious?    BROOKE... READ MORE

As Jessica Simpson left the stage on Good Morning America yesterday, her dress kind of twirled up at the back and flashed her ass.  After that a commercial came on and told me I was tired of my dead... READ MORE

People magazine says that dozens of hillbillies were shocked when Jessica Simpson took the stage in a sexy dress in Nashville on Saturday night. Wearing a short and sparkly black frock with a plunging neckline that had camera operators... READ MORE

The catfight between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood has been pretty gentle so far, but it's about to ramp the fuck up thanks to a new article in OK magazine.   Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent... READ MORE

I have no idea what the hell Jessica Simpson knows about beer, but she's an unquestioned expert when it comes to poorly thought out business deals.  Oh hey look… it was announced today that she will be the new... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson went to the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas last night, wearing a dress that may generously be described as “snug”.  Truth is, my beloved Jessica looks a little husky.   I don't mean to sound cruel, but if she... READ MORE

If you’re reading this somewhere other than the United States today, you should know that today is our birthday.  The US has been awesome for 232 years now, and so today all of us bad ass motherfuckin Americans will... READ MORE

The first single from Jessica Simpsons country album has finally leaked online, and I don’t usually listen to music about whiskey and waffles, but I guess this sounds okay. She has a good voice for country, and she's blond... READ MORE

After getting dumped by Tony Romo last week and her sisters wedding on Saturday, Jessica Simpson immediately went down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from everything.  Unfortunately these pictures suck and she’s not wearing anything hot.  It... READ MORE