Much has been made about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that were vaguely similar to shorts... READ MORE

Over the weekend pictures turned up and it turns out Jessica Simpson has gross veins in her boobs now (relive the magic here). And not subtle ones either.  It’s like a map of rivers.  But good news for Jess,... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Tony Romo went to the Waverly Inn this weekend for Valentines Day and … um … ooff.  Hopefully Romo doesn’t use those flavored condoms, because it might not be the best idea in the... READ MORE

I’m not happy at all about Jessica Simpsons attitude these days, or any other hot chick who thinks they need to love themselves for who they are.  This is Hollywood, not Lane Bryant.  Jessica was once superhot, and she... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson was on the CBS Morning show today to talk about the nominations for the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards, her first interview since she got all fat, but you didn’t really think they were gonna... READ MORE

Thinking back to just a few years ago and it would seem that Jessica Simpson should have been the easiest career in the world to manage.  People liked her, she was super hot, big tits, a decent singer and... READ MORE

If there was any doubt that Pete Wentz is a foppish little dandy, what he says about Jessica Simpsons weight gain should promptly take care of that.  Us magazine says… "I think that the media puts too harsh of... READ MORE

People magazine needed a fat girl to ask about Jessica Simpsons new "curvy" figure, and that could mean only one thing: Kirstie Alley.  Oh okay so it could mean more than one thing. Kim Kardashian is coming to Jessica... READ MORE

Noted women’s rights advocate Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace to defend her newly fat and unattractive sister.  Ashlee says: I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with... READ MORE

I cannot f’ing believe that is Jessica Simpson.  But it is, or it was, yesterday at a concert in Pembroke Pines, Florida for some local country radio station.  Clearly since we saw her last she slayed that dragon named... READ MORE