Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo plays in big games like he has lobster claws for hands, so it’s no surprise that he would screw things up beyond all comprehension when it came time to part ways with Jessica Simpson.... READ MORE

After this seemingly harmless Liz Hurley post last week, some dirty god damn hippie sent me an article claiming sexy sexist jokes lead to violence against women (here). It was really insulting, and I wanted to punch her right... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem yesterday at the opening ceremony of the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event in Bethesda, Maryland, hosted by Tiger Woods.   So here are some pictures and the amazing true facts behind them. PICTURE... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson did nothing but walk around NYC last night, but she did it with her long golden locks dropping down on a slimming black dress and a push up bra, and at one point it kinda looked like... READ MORE

This months Vanity Fair has Jessica Simpson on the cover (here) and right across the top it says, “YOU CALL THIS FAT?” And “FAT” is in extra-big caps and italicized, as if to indicate that the person who said... READ MORE

What sexual predator decided that the press is allowed to shove their camera up a girls skirt as long as the girl is famous?  How can that be?  Can they chop off locks of her hair and sell it... READ MORE

JESSICA SIMPSON – a Nashville web site says she has been dropped by her country record label.  Her tour has, “been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.”  How GD bad was it that a country music... READ MORE

One of Jessica’s friends took some sexy pictures of her while she lay face down ass up, but these are the most blurry pictures yet from this little Mexico trip of hers, so your journey between her legs may... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson hit the pool yesterday in Mexico too, wearing a nothing little suit that barely covered her ass, which look’s eleventy billion times better than I thought it would.  Until her cock-blockin friends pointed out the photographers and... READ MORE

The bad news is that Jessica Simpson and a few of her sexy friends are in Mexico, home of the 5-pound burrito.  The good news is that all the weight she put on seems to have settled in nicely... READ MORE