10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC – this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course... READ MORE

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they’re all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing... READ MORE

God only knows why, but apparently Jessica Simpson is still hung up on Tony Romo, and so it was the perfect finale for her terrible year when he got engaged last week to 23-year-old Candice Crawford, just 5 months... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is a little under the weather this week, so last night the role of “Jessica Simpson” was played by her understudy, Andy Samberg. (source = splash news online) READ MORE

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER – are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. “They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each... READ MORE

The Enquirer says today that friends and family of Jessica Simpson are worried she may be headed for a mental breakdown. They say Jess suffered a “frightening collapse recently”. To illustrate all this, they use a picture of her... READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – has a new baby girl. His Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday afternoon. Luckily she wasn’t born one day later, on Halloween, or else like 15 different prophecies in the Torah would have come true. ... READ MORE

Gerard Butler has made it up to “S” in his directory of women in Hollywood to have sex with, and apparently first in line was “Simpson, Jessica”.  Page Six says… Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at... READ MORE

Burger King and Fox have apologized to Jessica Simpson for a cartoon that aired on the Fox NFL pre-game show last Sunday. Apparently the cartoon, which you can see here, made jokes about her weight, but if you can... READ MORE

Anyone else getting this awesomely timed ad? God damn Scotch, the dog just died. Give her a minute. READ MORE