ZACH GALIFIANAKIS – has a new episode of ‘Between Two Ferns’, this time with Andy Richter and Conan O’Brien. Anything I write here will look dumb compared to even the smallest thing Zach and Andy do in this, so... READ MORE

(UNSEXY UPDATE – normally this is the spot where the sexy Jessica Alba video would be, but her attorneys thought you might enjoy reading this even more.) Jessica Alba has said before she would never do a nude scene... READ MORE

Jessica Alba looked cute/hot as hell last night when she dressed up as Dora the Explorer for a Halloween party. Thank god she’s an actress and not a cop. If she wore this as part of some pedophile sting... READ MORE

First Jessica Alba dyed her hair red (here), now Ali Later has done the same. Hot chicks with blood red hair are the absolute best. It’s like nailing a chick in a video game. Except this time, the game... READ MORE

Jessica Alba and her hot body went to a hair salon together in Beverly Hills yesterday, but hopefully not to change her hair color. Red hair is so hot, especially dark red on a tan girl. It’s still not... READ MORE

Girls with red hair are the absolute best. The only thing better than a hot girl with red hair is two hot girls with red hair. But even better than that is hot one girl who is Jessica Alba... READ MORE

What with all the Megan Fox-ness going on the past few months, it’s been easy to forget that Jessica Alba is 1A on the list of “Girls I Would Have Sex With Even If They’ve Been Dead For A... READ MORE

Nerds love G4 Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn even more than they love debating who would win in a fight, Joss Whedon or JJ Abrahms. They even love her more than they love Yoda, and make no... READ MORE

Because this is the most your bipolar ass can focus on first thing in the morning. NATASHA RICHARDSON – Natasha is now in a NYC hospital but a family friend says, “There is no chance.  It is a fact... READ MORE

First the Vietnam War, then 9/11, now this.  Thankfully Jessica Alba made it out of this nail salon alive, but who knows what sexy star the Viet Cong will try to take out next.   YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH... READ MORE