Jessica Alba spent a second day in a bikini down in Cabo, Mexico, and I love girls with big tits, and I’ve always wanted to see Jessica Alba with bigger tits, but this is like one of those Faustian... READ MORE

Everyone agrees that pregnant chicks are creepy looking, if not outright disgusting, but what if that pregnant chick is Jessica Alba, one of the hottest girls ever, and she’s in a bikini? Because Jessica was in a bikini yesterday... READ MORE

Jessica Albas husband Cash Warren sort of seems like a tool, and it’s not even really clear what he does for a living, but she already has one child with him so she might as well just go all... READ MORE

KATIE COURIC – says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater) LADY GAGA – is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is in Paris today for fashion week, and yesterday she went to a party for Gucci in this skirt that showed of her fantastic legs. Do French guys still wear those big Three Musketeer hats? And do... READ MORE

Jessica Alba was at the New York premiere for Little Fockers last night, because apparently Jessica Alba is in Little Fockers. You wouldn’t know it by the commercials though, because, yes, that “I’m watching you” gag and the fact... READ MORE

It’s no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I’m posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing... READ MORE

Is this some kind of pervert sting operation? ‘Spy Kids 4’ is a kids movie. About kids who can keep a secret from grown ups. Why is Jessica Alba in a leather body suit? This feels like a trap.... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is the cover-girl for this months British GQ, and since the only way they can get popular actresses to pose for slutty pictures is by also talking to them, they interview her too. When asked about her... READ MORE

Jessica Alba has a really hot shower scene in ‘Machete’, and some stills of it have leaked online. Even though she actually filmed the scene with a bra and panties on, and they digitally removed those later, she still... READ MORE