Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where... READ MORE

When it’s time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That’s God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make... READ MORE

The more aw shucks Jessica gives on her Honest Company is worth a fucking billion dollars road tour the more I can’t help but feel she’s giving the middle finger to America. You should feel a little karma blessed... READ MORE

Jessica Alba used to be good looking. Now she’s good looking and her chemical-free Westside mommy products company just got a one billion dollar valuation. She makes a shitload of money selling diapers and ointments to hyper concerned parents... READ MORE

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she’s finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for... READ MORE

It’s that time for the publicity cozy press outlets to once more pretend Jessica Alba is an actress.  She tells E! Online in an explosively insipid interview that she regrets her past safe movie role choices and is only... READ MORE

I enjoy the freedom of being able to say, look at Jessica Alba’s tits and ass in her bikini. Every other entertainment site has to headline Jessica Alba sizzles or Jessics Alba looks romantic or some shit like that... READ MORE

Finally. I’ve been waiting for a picture of Jessica Alba’s shoulder all summer. I guess I can see a little nipple which is more than I could see yesterday, but this profile view is precisely why some paparazzi have... READ MORE

I guess Jessica Alba really likes surfboards. GQ painted out her nipples and added Lolo Jones bicep tendons so I can’t speak as precisely to her state of arousal. Jessica shared her deep thoughts on her own favorite body... READ MORE

Jessica Alba regrets being forced to lie about being more sexual than she was as a hot looking actress coming up the food chain. She just didn’t want to come off like the innocent church girl that she really... READ MORE