July 19, 2016 |
crap around the web |
michael-garcia|
Billion dollar IPOs and all-natural product fraud cases come and go, what lingers in life is your ability to give tons of men raging boners. At least until forty. Jessica Alba knows precisely how to hedge her bets.
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June 17, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba will do anything to distract from the news stories about her Honest Company's sourcing product through the Axis Chemicals waste cauldron that produced The Joker. If you have to rub ice on your nipples to rescue your...
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June 9, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba's Honest Company has taken a hit of late from various lawsuits and negative press reports related to producing their all-natural products in the late Union Carbide pesticide factory in Bhopal. A strategic error perhaps but the rents...
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May 18, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba's environmentally friendly organic products company is being sued, again. It's unclear if her Honest Company is the subject of so much legal attention because of Alba's celebrity status, or because they refer to themselves as The Honest...
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April 22, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba invited the U.S. Commerce Secretary to visit her kid care products company where they sell all natural U.S. organic healthy products made in under inspected battery acid storage plants in Guangdong. The Cabinet Secretary showed up because...
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March 23, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
The upside of being famous is moms across America will buy whatever shit you’re hawking because they wished they looked like you in a bikini and could fuck your hunky husband. The downside is you’ll get sued thrice as often....
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March 12, 2016 |
crowd favorites |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba’s Honest Company which sells environmentally and body sound products according to their pamphlets took another hit on that honest bit when the Wall Street Journal asserted that the company used the ingredient SLS in their laundry detergents....
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February 5, 2016 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba didn’t just whine about pay inequality for women who can’t act so well, she did something about it. She founded an all-natural, organic, baby-healthy products company which sources its products in the factories in China modestly hosed...
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January 1, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Jessica Alba respects her roots. Not that 1/16th part Cherokee and half a dash of undocumented alien bullshit. That part about her being super rich and famous thanks to her sweltering tits in a bikini. Billion dollar upscale organic diaper business...
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November 3, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to...
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