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what a sexy playground

January 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba took her little girl Honor to the park yesterday, and this is kind of creepy but at one point she (Jessica) bent over real far and you could kind of see her ass. I may have to... READ MORE

I SHOULD BUY MORE CAMPARI

December 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 2009 Campari calendar has been leaked online, and this year Jessica Alba follows in the sexy footsteps of Eva Mendes and Selma Hayek.  The theme of this year’s calendar is: Things That Are Boner Inducing.  Oh my god,... READ MORE

JESSICA LOOKS DIFFERENT

November 5, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own."  She plays a math genius named Mona who, according to IMDb… has elected to systematically withdraw from life after a mysterious illness leaves... READ MORE

ENOUGH ALREADY

October 3, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hollywood loves elections because actors are fucking idiots and an election gives them a reason to get in front of a camera and talk about something in the news.  They think it makes them look smart.  They spent the... READ MORE

JESSICA ALBA IS FASCINATING

September 25, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba isn't even doing anything in these pictures from Mexico, and yet, I can't stop staring.  Her ass is awesome.  God and satan could be in a gun fight behind her and I’d still just stare at that... READ MORE

CASH WARREN REALLY LIKES THOSE SHORTS

September 25, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Three years ago, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren went to a beach in Mexico, as seen in the picture on the left.  Fast forward to this week, where they returned to the same beach, as seen on the right. ... READ MORE

PHOTO. SHOPPED.

August 7, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Internet is a magical place, where all your dreams can and do come true.  Especially if you’re dream is to see Christian Aguilera with tits photoshopped onto her.  For some reason this very old picture is everywhere today. ... READ MORE

HONOR MARIE IS PHOTOGENIC

July 16, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba is on the cover of OK magazine this week, talking about the birth of her daughter Honor Marie on June 7th.  And it's filled with the breathless passion and excitement you always associate with Jessica Alba.  OK!... READ MORE

JESSICA ALBA IS BARBARELLA

July 2, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Let me begin by saying that, yes, that’s clearly not Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella.  It’s Heidi Klum in an old shoot for British GQ.  I don’t have any pictures of Jessica Alba dressed as Barbarella, despite several hundred... READ MORE

JESSICA ALBA IS A MOM

June 9, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba gave birth late Saturday night to a baby girl, now named Honor Marie Warren, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.  Us magazine says… Alba's father was overheard saying "she's beautiful."  Her rep had no comment.  Alba,... READ MORE

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