January 14, 2012 |
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Until today, it was assumed that Jennifer Lopez was endorsing Fiat simply because she’s a greedy cunt, but new information reveals that her true motives may be much more sinsiter. *Dun-dun-dun…* In an open letter to Lopez released on...
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November 24, 2011 |
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Everyone knows that Jennifer Lopez is a stuck-up cunt, so the new Fiat commercials that show her driving through the Bronx and reconnecting with her roots are right on the verge of insulting. The ones where she says… “This...
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September 1, 2011 |
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From the moment that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced that they were ending their 7 year marriage, there have been rumors that it was because Anthony was cheating. Most notably with Jada Pinkett, which reportedly ended her marriage...
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August 25, 2011 |
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As you no doubt heard, the new issue of In Touch came out yesterday and claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separating after 13 years of marriage. Will and Jada quickly issued the worlds least convincing denial,...
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August 24, 2011 |
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Jennifer Lopez filmed a sexy new music video in Miami yesterday, so when it comes out and you see this part, where guys are no doubt tripping over themselves because she’s so hot, keep in mind that 20 minutes...
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July 26, 2011 |
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Jennifer Lopez turned 42 yesterday, so needless to say she acted like a pretentious cunt. Meaning she rented a lavish yacht in Miami, surrounded herself with sycophants, and danced around in a bikini top on the main deck so...
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July 21, 2011 |
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The most surprising part about Fridays announcement that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting a divorce after 7 years was that anyone was able to put up with Jennifer Lopez for 7 years. Everyone hates that bitch, and...
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July 18, 2011 |
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The big celebrity news over the weekend was that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced on Friday that they were ending their 7 year marriage and getting a divorce. And if you nodded your head and thought, “yes, I...
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May 5, 2011 |
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Finally, Jennifer Lopez has found a way to draw attention to her ass. AOL says, “Just when we thought harem pants had seen their last days, Jennifer Lopez stepped out to Hollywood’s Hard Rock Cafe on Tuesday wearing a...
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April 20, 2011 |
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Jennifer Lopez was at the Best Buy on Pico Blvd in LA yesterday to sign copies of her new album, which, as you probably already guessed, is why she brought a 12 (that we can see) person entourage in...
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