Metro UK says that Jennifaa Yopez has asked Tom Cruise to be the godfather to her newborn twins, further fueling rumors that she herself is a closet scientologist despite her repeated public denials.  However not everyone is happy about... READ MORE

I don’t know how or why, but I know that somehow Jennifer Lopez is lying about how many idiots bought the People magazine with her and her new fug ass kids on the cover.  Jossip says: We’re hearing People’s... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez gave birth early this morning to twins, a boy and a girl, on Long Island.  All are said to be well and the babies are completely healthy.  People magazine says: The girl was born at 12:12 a.m.... READ MORE

MSNBC says that People magazine has offered $6 million for the first pictures  of J.Lo’s twins.  And that is not slang for her breasts, but her actual twin babies, due any day now.  And if you can believe it,... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez is set to give birth to twins any day now, and last week we heard that the Long Island hospital where she’s set to deliver was running security drills to prepare for the star studded placenta on... READ MORE

TMZ says that the Long Island hospital where Jennifer Lopez is planning to give birth soon has been preparing for the celebrity by practicing "pink drills", the explanation of which is not nearly as sexy as I hoped. Sources... READ MORE

Coincidently, Page Six has Jlo as their headline right now, quoting her as telling a friend, "RARRRR BLARGHHH RARRRR!"   No, actually she said, "I'm having twins: a boy and a girl."  "The doctor says one is a dinosaur, the... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez and her sexy husband went to some UNICEF charity thing sponsored by Madonna and Gucci in New York City last night, and let me be the first to say, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA YOU FAT BITCH!  That baby is... READ MORE

Drama this morning outside of Jennifer Lopez’s house in Beverly Hills.  Bauer-Griffin says: Members of the Los Angeles Police Department arrived at Jennifer Lopez’s home.  Some of Lopez’s staff called the police when a disheveled man came by the... READ MORE

Page Six is reporting today that the next Jenifer Lopez movie "Bordertown" will go directly to video, a new low in a career that has seen her last few movies and albums under perform at the box office and... READ MORE