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The Hateful Eight looked to be inexorably damaged when the collective police departments around the nation leaked information that Quentin Tarantino lied about being in jail for parking tickets in the early 90’s. Street cred is fragile like that.... READ MORE

Jenna Dewan Tatum showed off her breasts on Conan as she mentioned how sexy she finds her husband’s narrow set eyes. Like a really hot paleolithic aquatic predator. Dewan told cute stories about Channing, about going to Sofia Vergara’s... READ MORE

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate... READ MORE

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan’s arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically... READ MORE

Jenna Dewan and her husband Channing Tatum spent another day on the beach in Italy yesterday, and while Jenna spent most of the day bending over and showing off her hot ass, Channing focused mainly on being a big-titted... READ MORE

You could teach a donkey how to scuba dive before Channing Tatum will ever deliver a line in a movie without looking and sounding like he has a concussion, so to see that he’s also kinda fat only adds... READ MORE

God damn Hollywood pisses me off.  Jenna Dewan and her tubby ass boyfriend don’t even do anything, yet they have enough money to hang out in Hawaii all week.  I can't remember his name.  I always thinks it's Colt... READ MORE