UK model Imogen Thomas walked through a London park today with a friend, both in bikini tops, sucking on what they would call an ice-lolly. Which probably makes more sense than “popsicle” but still sounds weird. Maybe tomorrow she’ll... READ MORE

UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today to finish up her 2012 calendar by taking pictures of her in and then not in a bikini. It’s a good thing only girls have boobs. If the sun had... READ MORE

Pope Gregory the Thirteenth was so in love with the calendar he introduced in 1582 that he even named it after himself, but if I wanted to fag off staring at charts and numbers all day I’d be an... READ MORE

Model Imogen Thomas was at a pool in Spain yesterday when suddenly one of her friends ripped her bikini off and the two of them ran around topless. And while I appreciate them showing me their tits, I can’t... READ MORE