February 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Let’s say Iggy Azalea and Nick Young have $30 million between them and haven’t spent it all at Foot Locker or Sizzler. With their respective career paths of mediocre shot heist and albino rapper they should have full earning potential...
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February 26, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Iggy Azalea is sad because people in the hip hop community don’t take her seriously. It’s probably mostly jealousy. Also she’s a twit. A combo really. Read all about how hard Iggy’s life is. (Huffington Post) There is nothing like...
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February 20, 2015 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
Iggy Azalea is the latest celebrity to ditch Twitter. She didn’t have a problem with the social media service being overrun with ISIS, she just didn’t like trolls ripping on the cellulite on her ass. I just want to...
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February 10, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
A guy who delivered Papa John’s to Iggy Azalea after the Grammy’s gave her personal phone number to his brother who began calling and texting her because he has horrible taste in music. Azalea contacted Papa John’s to try...
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February 9, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s that moment when you realize you’re watching Madonna with the Alvin Ailey rejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chucky doll’s hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy’s. You got me...
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January 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Iggy Azalea is suing the dude she used to bone for studio time because the self-titled Hefe Wine took some of her failed ebonics and put them on a CD he is selling without her consent. He claims he owns the...
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December 23, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Iggy Azalea gave her boyfriend Nick Young a vintage Impala for Christmas. She didn’t leave it at his house but figured she may as well drop if off at the Lakers Practice Facility where there are a lot of cameras....
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December 5, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Trashy rapper and professional Twitter troll Azealia Banks went after Iggy Azalea because most people get that itch now and then. Banks began by making the point that its weird Iggy is an albino Australian chick who thinks she is...
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October 20, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Nobody goes through life without at least one shit heel of an ex. It speaks to our stupidity as a species. Dung beetles know better than to mate because ‘they’re in love’. Humans insist on hooking up with whoever...
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October 17, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Iggy Azalea’s cleft looks primed for war. Her vulva ate right through her shorts looking for some kind of firearm to bring to bear upon Snoop Dogg for calling her an ugly albino no talent bitch. She’s hardly an...
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