Staring at this supermodel’s tits at forty-seven or so I have a hint as to why she isn’t online complaining about shit. When good fortune strikes, some people inherently know to shut the fuck up. Others feel the need... READ MORE

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Former supermodel Helena Christensen had breakfast this morning with a friend in the west village in New York. And then after that she cackled maniacally, baked some children into a pie, and turned a king into a newt. (image... READ MORE

Yesterday, 42-year-old supermodel Helena Christensen showed that she still looks pretty great in a bikini (from the neck down) but the only pictures available at the time left lots of haunting questions, such as… 1. We saw her getting... READ MORE

Helena Cristensen was part of the wave of models who helped invent the term “supermodel”, and even though she’s 42 now, she’s in Aosta, Italy, today in a bikini and her body still looks terrific. I almost said she... READ MORE

Top magazines led me to believe that Helena Christensen looked like this.  Or this.  Or this.  Maybe this.  But it turns out she doesn't.  It turns out she looks like something from a story about magic talking mice and... READ MORE