You would think this would go without saying, but you can’t go around selling movies of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures or video has to meet very strict laws. That’s why I can’t sell my... READ MORE

The Heidi Montag sex tape story would be a lot hotter if every person involved with it didn’t have a long and well documented history of attention whoring and/or making up fantastic stories to get themselves in the headlines.... READ MORE

There may or may not be a Heidi Montag sex tape, but are we really supposed to take this attention-starved little queers word on it. TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt is currently shopping what he claims is a sex... READ MORE

KENDRA WILKINSON – is popular with someone at Hulu, who used tags like, “untalented” “moronic” and “prostitute” to describe this weeks show. In the past Kendra has said she worries people will label her “a porn star”. So hey,... READ MORE

JESSE JAMES – is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, “Sandy is the love... READ MORE

Heidi Montag used to be a boring idiot, but then she got DDD implants and now she’s really smart and funny. Unfortunately for Adam DiVello, executive producer of ‘the Hills’, Heidis new level of intrigue might get him sued... READ MORE

Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it’s probably just some lies spread by... READ MORE

Heidi Montag and her whiny faggot husband used to fake all kinds of stories in the media, but that was before the plastic surgery made Heidi such a good person. Does that mean she’s out grown that smarmy prick?... READ MORE

Forget everything that was written in the post beneath this one, because of course the best way to get huge boobs and not have to deal with a baby is to get DDD implants like Heidi Montag did. What... READ MORE

I’m glad I saved the other half of these Heidi pictures, so I can bump that fat tub of shit nobody Kirstie Alley from the top of the page and post pictures of a real star. Also because I... READ MORE