In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got... READ MORE

Heidi Montag is about to lose a third of her fame and talent by getting breast reduction surgery. The vapid fame and beauty chaser once got ten Barbie Doll style plastic surgeries in one day, some of which were... READ MORE

Useless potato people Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to conceive a baby. Wait, before you slit your wrists to opt out of the coming of the devil spawn they would produce, it’s not a real baby. It’s... READ MORE

Heidi Montag? On a date with her douchebag husband at the Santa Barbara Zoo yesterday? Kissing? But they said they were getting divorced! They even filed they paperwork! Oh my goodness, so they were lying this whole time to... READ MORE

Now there are even more new pictures of Heidi Montag last week in Costa Rica, this time as she bravely tries surfing for the first time. It didn’t go very well for some unknowable reason, but now we have... READ MORE

Heidi Montag is back in LA now, but today there are sexy new paparazzi pictures of her in Costa Rica last week. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer,... READ MORE

Heidi Montag has been in Costa Rica for a few weeks now, but she keeps busy by pretending to sell a sex tape and pretending to divorce her husband and pretending get her implants taken out. At least she... READ MORE

CONAN O’BRIEN – has named his new show. He should have just called it ‘the Tonight Show’. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out,... READ MORE

HALLE BERRY – broke up with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry back in April after dating for 4 years, but they looked like the perfect family yesterday in London with their daughter. It’s nice to see two beautiful millionaires finally catch... READ MORE

Having DDD implants is literally the one and only thing that makes Heidi Montag interesting in any way. Before she got those I banned her from the site (two weeks before E! did the same). But huge breasts makes... READ MORE