Yeah, Europeans are liberal about flashing their boobs. The beach, the parks, various and sundry horribly boring movies. But sometimes they just get totally out of tit control. Like this ardent group of feminist activists who show up at... READ MORE

Sometimes I wake up in night with this recurring fear that I’m the only person in the world who gives a shit that Heidi Klum started fucking her kids’ bodyguard while she was married to Seal. Okay, maybe Seal... READ MORE

As Mother’s Day was on Sunday, it was a great opportunity for many female celebrities to pat themselves on the back for getting laid, making it no different than any other day of the year. But for Heidi Klum,... READ MORE

Wow, I feel like such a shitheel. Okay, yeah, son Henry did make it back to shore on his own okay during the harrowing Klum family Hawaiian vacation nightmare, but the nannies were in danger! Specifically one chunky nanny... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is riding high on stories that she saved her seven year old son from drowning in a riptide in Hawaii on their current blended family vacation. She even threw a nod to the heroism of her former... READ MORE

Heidi Klum doesn’t eat bacon. Or burgers. Or drink Jim Beam. But she’s been going around saying she does which still totally qualifies her to serve as blonde pimp for the new bacon-packed Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger.... READ MORE

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on... READ MORE

It took five hours after the Oscars began last night to finally see a worthwhile site, even more thrilling than all the tributes of Hollywood to their dead — Heidi Klum flashing her model makers and dominating every girl... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is awesome but goofy, so when you date her, you don’t get to just bang her all day long. You have to do all that nerdy stuff that girls consider fun because girls are idiots, like get... READ MORE

As implied by the headline, Heidi Klum tweeted this picture while at the beach yesterday, with the caption “Gorgeous day!” “Well I wouldn’t know Heidi, because your boobs and vagina take up the entire picture,” said a guy who... READ MORE