42 year old bobble head Heidi Klum posed for her new line of intimates, perfect to slip on after a romantic evening of rice cakes and laxatives. Klum looks pretty good for her age if she were serving time... READ MORE

The fault in the woman’s rights movement is lumping everything and the kitchen sink into a broad demand for equality. As with any campaign, you need to more narrowly target your goals if you want to achieve a meaningful... READ MORE

Heidi Klum got herself cast in the latest Sia video about melancholy girls in underwear lighting men on fire, the summary visual definition of feminism. Heidi makes out a lot with the dude who got his head exploded in... READ MORE

America’s Got Talent. But not necessarily enough to find American hosts for the America’s Got Talent show. I’m no jingoist, but if we’re pulling Howie Mandel out of our asses we might as well invite ISIS Toyota pickups to... READ MORE

Heidi Klum isn’t the kind of me-first super model who doesn’t give back. She’s got wise words for aspiring young models on how to get ahead in a business where tens of thousands of girls are competing for but... READ MORE

I’m not sure the age when you realize your mom’s work trip was riding some dude’s dick on the beach not your dad’s. When mom jets back in time to bring orange wedges to AYSO, all is forgiven. Heidi... READ MORE

Heidi Klum continues to splash her affections and vagina atop Vito Schnabel on some island in the Caribbean where the laws regarding wealthy 40-somethings raping young men are far less rigorous. Heidi doesn’t have much time as her business... READ MORE

Sometimes it’s enough just to be a celebrity kid with the confidence to hang your wang around a 40-something German supermodel. I don’t like to be naked in front of anybody. It makes me feel like I’m at the... READ MORE

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Howie Mandel is a freak, but he’s as inexorably bound by the compulsions of the cock and balls as the next guy. He’s going to peek at German model tits near his face. I once had a woman in... READ MORE