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Heather Mills is quickly establishing her legacy as one of the world’s great monsters, right alongside people like the Green River Killer and that son of a bitch who made my coffee with soy this morning.  Mills has always... READ MORE

Heather Mills, of course, was a judge on the Miss USA pageant four days ago, and her winning attitude and "can do" spirit are quickly making her as beloved here in America as she is back home in England. ... READ MORE

TOM CRUISE IS FUNNY – The New York Times says an industry screening Tuesday night for the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder" – the one where Robert Downy Jr plays a black guy – was noteworthy mostly for the... READ MORE

Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time in 1999.  They started dating a year later, and he proposed to her in 2001.  They got married in 2002, then divorced in 2006.  For this, she was awarded $48.7... READ MORE

I was gonna watch "Dancing with the Stars" this year to see one-legged contestant Heather Mills, but then I remembered I wasn't super super gay, so I didn't. Luckily I'm confident enough to watch clips on youtube, at least... READ MORE