There's an art to turning fifty. If that art involves you posting braless selfies worthy of a late night tug, you're nailing your art.

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Halle Berry is one of the A-listers who had previously refused to join social media. It’s like fronting commercials for shrimp ramen in Japan. You do it for the cash. You don’t want your kids or your pastor to... READ MORE

Halle Berry has at least one more super good looking abusive future boyfriend or husband in her. She might keep making babies until she’s sixty-five if the science of super expensive unnecessary laboratory reproduction continues to evolve. She seems... READ MORE

Halle Berry and her intermittently employed model ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter’s hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had claimed Aubry was bleaching the girl’s hair to make... READ MORE

Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl’s hair and died it blonde because he apparently... READ MORE

Halle Berry’s ex husband is an idle hand living off her financial support. After Berry’s new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work for six months because... READ MORE

I might be juvenile, but I got excited when Halle Berry almost showed off where babies of fifty year olds come from. I bet she’s had that vagina surgery that gives her twat the size, grip, and poor decision... READ MORE

The day women started getting into the ‘I’ll bang hot young models because I can’ game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay $200K a... READ MORE

A  homeless woman named Jo Anne Vandegriff came up with an interesting way to get a pitch meeting : suing Amanda Bynes. The wannabe TV producer wasn’t having any luck getting a meeting at Disney to pitch her Civil War... READ MORE